Wednesday, December 3, 2014

The Truth About Santa

Santa Nut and his Roly Poly Reindeers

For hundreds of years people all over the world have believed in Santa Claus. Children leave cookies and milk on the kitchen table for some roundish figure in a red stocking cap who is supposed to leave lots of presents and goodies under the Christmas tree.

Well it's time you learn the real truth about Santa.  I just found this out myself.  Apparently the truth could not be shared until we arrived at a critical mass of human beings who understand the enormity of Squirrlove and the important mission of squirrels:  To establish Peace on planet Earth.

And now the time is here.

Mr.Nut IS Santa!
And his loyal helpers are his roly poly reindeer!
You know, this makes perfect sense to me.  A sleigh is not going to be able to travel the globe and get the job done with a reindeer-powered sleigh.  Santa Nut's superior spacecraft can travel faster than the speed of light. He can be in places on the other side of the earth instantaneously! That is the SuperPower of Squirrel Telepathy! WOW!  And his roly poly reindeers travel via orbs of light.

Besides delivering gifts and good cheer, on every visit to earth beings,  Santa Nut seeds every location with the enlightened frequencies of Unconditional Love.  You may have noticed that more and more people have been reaching "awakened" states of consciousness.  This is a direct result of Santa Nut's work.  Being an enlightened Master himself, (in fact he is the reincarnation of Chuang Tzu), he is able to work 'round the clock to facilitate the Great Shift!

So this year, instead of milk and cookies under the tree, please do remember to leave a nice assortment of pecans, hazelnuts and striped sunflower seeds for this mysterious round squirrel in his red stocking cap.  And have yourself a warm and cozy Christmas!